Categories: Events, Featured, Theories & Philosophies
Written By: Niecee
For everyone who didn’t understand Wikipedia’s version of The Rapture. Here’s a version you’ll understand.
So I’m pretty sure a ton of people today googled what “Rapture” meant. If you’re not a Christian or have an understanding of biblical passages how are you supposed to cipher what the hell this means? Well here’s your solution. Told by America’s greatest family: The Simpsons!
Step 1: Say Hello To The End of the World.
REM was right, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Step 2: The Four Horse Men Come.
Who are they? Just some dudes you need to run away from. “Away!”
Step 3: I Pick You On My Team.
Those who Christ picks to be on his all star team will ascend into heaven.
Step 4: Save Yourself or Stick With Your Loved Ones.
Unfortunately, Lisa could not get away.
Step 5: Say Hello To Your Fate.
Oh hey did you guys know that ………..adkjg;dagjf’hajfkgfj;gjaf;g
Hope you now know what Rapture Day is now. Now get out there & sin it up or start hitting the confessional booths!
Watch the video of The Simpsons version of The Rapture here at 21:20 mark: Simpsons Live