Ten Excuses for Burning Your Boss or Co-Workers For A Whopper
Categories: Culture, Featured, Social Media
Written By: Niecee

Last week people started adding Burger King’s Whopper Sacrifice app to their profiles on Facebook. If you unfriend ten of your friends you’ll be rewarded with a free Whopper. You could: unfriend your ex, that person you hated in high school that you added because everyone else did, maybe a co-worker, or your boss!
If you’re like me and your 9-5 is in social media, most likely your co-workers and your boss are on Facebook because it’s part of their job requirement. Here are ten excuses you can give your co-workers and boss why you burned them on Facebook for a Whopper.
For a Co-worker: Uhhh… John said he’d take me to the Laker Game if I burned you on Facebook. He’s still pissed at you over last week’s project.
For a Co-worker: Don’t worry I’ll add you back after I get my free Whopper during my lunch break. Burn Steve right now so you can go with me and get a free one too. Steve: “I heard that!!!”
For your Boss: That can’t be right. There must be something wrong with Facebook’s feed. I burned my girlfriend/boyfriend, not you.
For a Co-worker: We don’t get paid until Friday, what was I supposed to do?? We’re in a recession!
For a Co-worker (/WiiFanboy): I was going to get the Wii/Nintendo toys in the kids’ meal to make it up to you. Co-Worker: “Yeah that ended two months ago” ….Ohhh
For your Boss: Oh you didn’t hear? Someone hacked into my Facebook account. I think it’s the same people who hacked into Britney and Obama’s Twitter accounts.
For a Co-worker: I didn’t burn you Jennifer. That was a mistake; I was supposed to burn my other friend. The two of you have really similar names.
For a Co-worker: You’re the one who told me about the app! What do you expect I only have 10 friends!
For your Boss: Sir I was doing market research and thought it would be a good case study for us.
For your Boss: Honesty! Sir I thought I’d come clean and tell you that I burned you on Facebook for a Whopper….Wait, what do you mean you burned me first? Boss: “I thought it would be a good case study”
UPDATE: Facebook took down The Whopper Sacrifice app due to privacy issues. It was still a good campaign!
NIECEE’s TAKE AWAYS:
It’s all in Good Fun. A great campaign that’s generating a lot of buzz, I’m sure there’s going to be some kind of situation or weird encounter someone out there will have getting burned or burning.








