Categories: Featured, Theories & Philosophies
Written By: Niecee
Why did the internet have to ruin my wholesome childhood characters?? I don’t think I’ll ever look at them the same again
Childhood Characters: Sesame Street – Cookie Monster, Ernie, Burt, Grover, Elmo (Source)
But Minnie my eye doctor said I needed it
Childhood Character: Mickey Mouse (Source)
I’m sorry Laa-Laa but I have the 10am slot in the mornings
Childhood Character: Barney (Source)
Oh I get it now! This is their next celebrity endorser
Childhood Character: Care Bears (Source)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
Childhood Characters: She-ra, Rainbow Bright, and Strawberry Shortcake (Source)
You know what I’m sayin, You know what I’m sayin (add crunchy carrot sounds)
Childhood Character: Bugs Bunny (Source)
Officer: Any last words?
Miss Piggy: Yes, will Paris or Nicole be my cell mate?
Childhood Character: Miss Piggy (Source)
One Love! One Heart! Lets Get Together and Feel Alright
Childhood Character: Smurfs (Source)
Officers! I was not sleeping on the park bench
Childhood Character: Ronald McDonald (Source)
Man 12 birthday parties, 5 kids kicking me in the shin, and 1 kid thinking it’d be funny to spill his soda down my pants. Maybe I should go for seconds
Childhood Character: Chuck E Cheeses (Source)
NIECEE’S TAKE AWAYS:
- Evolution of Characters. I don’t even want to know what people are going to draft up for Dora the Explorer in ten years if they haven’t already. And if they have, that’s just really sad.